You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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