Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
How external is "for external use only"?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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