my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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