this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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