Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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