he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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