we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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