whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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