Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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