HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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