Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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