I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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