real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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