Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Sext me about skeletons
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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