I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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