I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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