ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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