stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
