who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My ass is underappreciated
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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