I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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