Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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