508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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