So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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