I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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