I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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