yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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