My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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