I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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