Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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