Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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