Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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