Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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