Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
