i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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