its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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