just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
My life is pants optional.
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