why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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