she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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