no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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