what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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