Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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