Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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