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I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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