Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
did i walk over a car last night?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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