dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Also, beer. Big fan.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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