hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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