At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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