He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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