Sry I called you an 8
You're completely useless in the revolution.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I touched a dick in church today
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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