We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
