Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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