morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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