Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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